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    Tuesday, November 24th, 2009
    7:57 pm
    Favorite Fives
    Five people who changed my life (not counting the person who changed my life the most, my daughter)

    1. Al - The guy I was dating who caused me to stop smoking – and he never even knew it. It was a crazy time in my life and I realized he actually cared if I was healthy or not. Then he broke up with me a few months later – LOL!
    2. Flim, my husband who made me a more compassionate and nicer person. Oh yes, he taught me patience too.
    3. JustVisiting – without her I never would have written my philflamericks. Realizing that I had a tiny little creative streak was wonderful.
    4. Y – my boss at my first job who convinced me I had a brain
    5. Michael – who hired me for my first full time job after I got my degree. In one way or another, it led to all the jobs I’ve had since.

    Who has changed your life?
    Thursday, November 19th, 2009
    9:29 pm
    Favorite Fives

    In an attempt to try to forget about my RL right now, I'm going to post some Favorite Fives.  Lists of five related things, random topics, posting whenever I feel like it.  

    Feel free to play along if you want - 

    Tonight's topic:  My Five Favorite Birthdays:

      1. 30th – I had a lot of trouble with 29 but by 30 I realized I was an adult and loved it.
      2. 7th – My mother packed us all hobo bags and we carried them on long sticks to the local park. 
      3. 13th – I had a ‘come as you want to be party’ where everyone was supposed to come dressed as their future occupation.  I went as a teacher which I was sure I would be.  Turns out I’d make really lousy teacher.
      4. 12th  - My birthday is on May 3rd and my party was on the 1st.  My mother made a beautiful May pole with multicolor ribbons tied around it.  Each one led to the place setting of one of the party goers.  It was beautiful.
      5. 50th – My husband found 50 plastic flamingos and put them in our front yard with a big sign that said, “Look who flew in for a 50th Birthday".  Then he made a May pole exactly like the one I had on my 12th birthday.  I cried.

    Anyone else have favorite birthdays?



    Monday, August 24th, 2009
    9:24 pm
    What's My (QAF) Line?
    Great job!

    [info]circadia got this one:

    Lindsay was sleeping just fine
    Maybe Melanie had too much wine
    Mel had a bad dream
    Made her wake up and scream,
    "Maybe it's some kind of sign."

    [info]pendulumchanges got this one:

    He, out of the loft Brian flings,
    While into the loft Justin brings
    His mom and some clothes
    Then uses his nose,
    "Looks like you picked up a few things."

    [info]maxymama got this one:

    Two guys -pain in the thoracic
    Their ads from the age of Jurassic
    But Kip says, "Why hide?
    Show it with pride.
    I'm not hip, I'm a classic."

    And another one for [info]pendulumchanges

    Justin was bragging with glee
    Talking bout his sexual spree
    Then said, "Arent you shocked?"
    But Daphne just mocked.
    "Even if you never told me."

    No one guessed this one - it was a stretch (no pun intended)

    Before he gave Michael some neck roles,
    Before he started using his con-trols,
    He said, "You're adorable."
    But Mikey felt horrible,
    "Believe me, I've seen lots of assholes!"

    And in honor of all everyone who ventured a guess:

    Thank you for playing my game.
    Its over, I know that's a shame
    But I hope you had fun
    And now that I'm done
    Everyone was a winner, I claim
    .


    Thanks for playing!!  It was fun.









    Saturday, August 22nd, 2009
    2:00 pm
    What's My (QAF) Line?
    [info]jule1122was the first one with the right answer to this:

    Daphne is trying to console
    And tells J he should take control.
    "Stop being shy.
    Go pick up some guy."
    "You're not exactly a troll."

    And [info]pendulumchanges  got this one right:

    Onto Lindsay's bed Brian does climb.
    He'd have fucked her again this time.
    But her partner'd get mad
    "It wasn't half bad."
    "You mean I could have been straight this whole time?"

    No one has gotten my favorite one so here is the answer:

    His keys he would use if he’s got ‘em
    Emmett hopes Ted has forgot ‘em
    But the people who knock
    Are in for a shock
    "At the moment, there’s, uh … just a bottom.”



    And here are the last of the What's My (QAF) philflamericks - have fun:

    Lindsay was sleeping just fine
    Maybe Melanie had too much wine
    Mel had a bad dream
    Made her wake up and scream,
    "

    Before he gave Michael some neck roles,
    Before he started using his con-trols,
    He said, "You're adorable."
    But Mikey felt horrible,
    "


    He, out of the loft Brian flings,
    While into the loft Justin brings
    His mom and some clothes
    Then uses his nose
    "


    Two guys -pain in the thoracic
    Their ads from the age of Jurassic
    But Kip says, "Why hide?
    Show it with pride."
    "


    Justin was bragging with glee
    Talking bout his sexual spree
    Then said, "Arent you shocked?"
    But Daphne just mocked.
    "

    What's My (QAF) Line?

    Wednesday, August 19th, 2009
    7:45 pm
    What's My (QAF) Line?
    I'm back - [info]circadiagot the second one: 

    What Brian was saying was shocking
    And then Mikey and he started rocking
    But they never got through
    Cuz before they knew

    "Then his mom came in without knocking."

    The second one got no guesses so here's a hint:

    His keys he would use if he’s got ‘em
    Emmett hopes Ted has forgot ‘em
    But the people who knock
    Are in for a shock
    "

    It's something Emmett said when he was with Ted.  People were looking for Ted but found . . .   and it rhymes with "got 'em"

    And another couple:

    Daphne is trying to console
    And tells J he should take control.
    "Stop being shy.
    Go pick up some guy."
    "

    Onto Lindsay's bed Brian does climb.
    He'd have fucked her again this time.
    But her partner'd get mad
    "It wasn't half bad."
    "

    What's My (QAF) Line?


    Friday, August 14th, 2009
    8:17 pm
    What's My (QAF) Line?
     [info]circadiagot this one - I thought it might be a little harder.

    Admiration Ted's friend does express
    And the waiter they both do assess.
    He has a nice smile,
    I'm sure he's worthwhile
    "Rhodes scholar would be my guess!"

    I'll be gone this weekend so I'm giving you two to think about.  The first one is one of my favorites.

    His keys he would use if he’s got ‘em
    Emmett hopes Ted has forgot ‘em
    But the people who knock
    Are in for a shock
    "

    What Brian was saying was shocking
    And then Mikey and he started rocking
    But they never got through
    Cuz before they knew
    "

    What's My (QAF) Line?





    Wednesday, August 12th, 2009
    9:30 pm
    What's My (QAF) Line?
    Lots of good guesses and some might have worked but here's the line I was thinking of.  [info]brianslave68had it pretty close:

    Melanie walks in very shrill-ly
    "Ted's choice sure didn’t thrill me."
    He gave you the power.
    Bri said, with a glower
    "I love you. I'm comatose. Kill me"

    Here's tonight's:

    Admiration Ted's friend does express
    And the waiter they both do assess.
    He has a nice smile,
    I'm sure he's worthwhile
    "

    What's My (QAF) Line?


    Monday, August 10th, 2009
    7:50 pm
    What's My (QAF) Line?
    [info]pendulumchanges got this one right.


    Em and Ted want to go home and slumber.
    To find Brian, Mikey does lumber.
    "We want to get going."
    But Brian is growing
    "I'm just gonna give him my number."


    Here is tonight's:

    Melanie walks in very shrill-ly
    "Ted's choice sure didn’t thrill me."
    He gave you the power.
    Bri said, with a glower
    "

    What's My (QAF) Line?


    Saturday, August 8th, 2009
    10:01 am
    What's My (QAF) Line?
    Sorry I've been MIA - RL has a way of creeping up on you!

    The last one had a couple of good guesses but here's how I have the line:


    Mel and Lindsay are having a brawl
    The agreement, Linds says, Recall?
    Mel says, It’s my case.
    I’ll slower my pace.
    "Who said you can't do it all?"


    Here's another one:

    Em and Ted want to go home and slumber.
    To find Brian, Mikey does lumber.
    "We want to get going."
    But Brian is growing
    "

    What's My (QAF) Line?
     

    Tuesday, August 4th, 2009
    8:42 pm
    What's My (QAF) Line?
    [info]besamislabios got this one - great job!


    Brian's client, he ain't no rube
    But he's acting a lot like a boob.
    Though Brian's a whiz
    If I dont get the biz,
    "I'll be fucked and without lube!"

    And tonight's:

    Mel and Lindsay are having a brawl
    The agreement, Linds says, Recall?
    Mel says, It’s my case.
    I’ll slower my pace.
    "

    What's My (QAF) Line?

    Sunday, August 2nd, 2009
    8:27 pm
    What's My (QAF) Line?
    [info]happier_bunny got this one first  with [info]pendulumchangesnot too far behind.


    Seeing Justin, Bri' acts distraught
    Looks at drawings that Justin has brought.
    At one Linds does shriek
    And Mel takes a peak,
    "Circumsized.  Just like I thought!"

    Tonight's:

     
    Brian's client, he ain't no rube
    But he's acting a lot like a boob.
    Though Brian's a whiz
    If I dont get the biz,
    "

    What's My (QAF) Line?



    Friday, July 31st, 2009
    7:24 pm
    What's My (QAF) Line?
    So everyone got this one within 5 minutes of each other!  

    Brianslave68, Happier_bunny, Pendulumchanges, Jule1122

    So Daphne was now a believer
    And Justin an over-achiever
    "Were you filled with fright?
    Well, I started out tight.   
     "But ended up a wide receiver!"


    Here is tonight's - might be more of a challenge:

    Seeing Justin, Bri acts distraught
    Looks at drawings that Justin has brought.
    At one Linds does shriek
    And Mel takes a peak,
    "

    It's something Mel said.  

    What's my (QAF) Line?


    Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
    9:14 pm
    What's My (QAF) Line?
    Here's the completed philflamerick - good job [info]brianslave68

    Brian shoves Mikey goodbye
    Then off to the girls he does fly,
    Where he gets mad
    Though it’s for the lad.
    "And all I have to do is die."


    So here's (I think) an easy one:

    So Daphne was now a believer
    And Justin an over-achiever
    "Were you filled with fright?
    Well, I started out tight.   
     "

    What's my (QAF) Line?  

    Hint it rhymes with 'believer'  - not to many words do that!   
    Tuesday, July 28th, 2009
    7:43 pm
    What's My (QAF) Line?
    So, no guesses or no interest?

    Ok - a hint:


    Brian shoves Mikey goodbye
    Then off to the girls he does fly,
    Where he gets mad
    Though it’s for the lad.
    "


    Very early first season.  "the lad" isn't Justin - it's Brian's other infant.  If that doesn't help I'll post the answer tomorrow.

    Sunday, July 26th, 2009
    8:20 pm
    What's My (QAF) Line?
    Here's the whole philflamerick:

    Brian is lifting a weight
    As he and Mikey debate
    He’s been listening to dykes
    Go down for months, Yikes!
    He'll probably grow up to be straight.

    Thanks to [info]happier_bunny for playing!

    And here's the next one:

    Brian shoves Mikey goodbye
    Then off to the girls he does fly,
    Where he gets mad
    Though it’s for the lad.
    "


    What's My (QAF) Line?


     
    Thursday, July 23rd, 2009
    7:18 pm
    What's My (QAF) Line?
    I was sure I posted this last night - obviously I had a senior moment!

    Well, we all know it revolved around "detention"  - LOL!


    [info]fun_demented - thanks!

    Here's how I have the line:

    Justin had Daphne’s attention
    When the wanking of Chris he did mention.
    Were not love struck,
    It was just a fuck.
    "Oh, and I thought that it was detention!" 

    And here is the next one.  The line has to rhyme with weight and it is a direct quote from the show.


    Brian is lifting a weight
    As he and Mikey debate
    "He’s been listening to dykes
    Go down for months", Yikes!
    "

    What's My (QAF) Line?


    Tuesday, July 21st, 2009
    10:00 pm
    Congrats to [info]brianslave68who was the first to get the line correctly.

    Michael walked in, in a rush
    He’d asked Mel and Lindsay to, Hush.
    He tried to hide.
    Em said, “They’re from Pride.”
    Then he asked, ”Are you wearing blush?”


    Here's the next one - 

    Justin had Daphne’s attention
    When the wanking of Chris he did mention.
    We're not love struck,
    "It was just a fuck."


    What's My (QAF) Line?



    Sunday, July 19th, 2009
    7:09 pm
    What's My (QAF) Line? philflamerick
    Great job - [info]noteverything got the line almost right immediately. 

    flamencanyc got the exact quote correctly and is technically right, of course, that the line doesn't quite fit but the answers are all quotes from the show so I'm taking poetic license.  

    Here's tonight's:

    Michael walked in, in a rush.
    He’d asked Mel and Lindsay to, "Hush."
    He tried to hide.
    Em said, “They’re from Pride.”
    Then he asked, " 


    What's My (QAF) Line?
    Saturday, July 18th, 2009
    8:09 pm
    What's My (QAF) Line?

    Here's the first "What's My (QAF) Line?" philflamerick.  Just as a reminder I am posting the first four lines of a philflamerick.  It's up to you to guess the last line.  It will always be a quote from the show.  My guess is these will be easy for you QAF experts.


    Brian jumps out and he screams
    Justin hears that and he gleams
    Can I see you again?
    Brian says with a grin,
    ?

    So What's My Line?

    Wednesday, July 15th, 2009
    9:11 pm
    New Game Announcement

    Since I finished season three, it's time for another game.  I think this one will be very easy for you guys.  

    The name of the game is "What's My (QAF) Line?"

    I have some more philflamericks and t
    he trick is that YOU have to figure out the last line. The last line will always be an exact quote from the show. 

    As usual, I'll be the final judge of the right answer.  I plan to start posting these this weekend.
     

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