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Saturday, July 18th, 2009
8:09 pm	What's My (QAF) Line? Here's the first "What's My (QAF) Line?" philflamerick.  Just as a reminder I am posting the first four lines of a philflamerick.  It's up to you to guess the last line.  It will always be a quote from the show.  My guess is these will be easy for you QAF experts. Brian jumps out and he screams Justin hears that and he gleams Can I see you again? Brian says with a grin, ? So What's My Line? (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 15th, 2009
9:11 pm	New Game Announcement Since I finished season three, it's time for another game.  I think this one will be very easy for you guys.   The name of the game is "What's My (QAF) Line?" I have some more philflamericks and the trick is that YOU have to figure out the last line. The last line will always be an exact quote from the show.  As usual, I'll be the final judge of the right answer.  I plan to start posting these this weekend.   (Comment on this)
Saturday, July 11th, 2009
9:09 pm	Season 3, Episode 13 philflamericks And we come to the finale of Season 3 - all too quickly.  For some of us, this was the end of the series and a beautiful end it was.  For those of you who don't know, Refugee was the site we all posted on before LJ.  We were a wonderful close community who all celebrated this episode. Seasone 3, Episode 13: The finale of QAF three, For those of us on Refugee, Was a love fest of sorts, Made up for the warts Of other eps we had to see. It ended on such a high note! Deb and Brian got people to vote. Ted ran into Blake, Clean, for God's sake, And on JT, Rage really does dote. Hunter's mom wanted him to come home But he and Mickey, they started to roam. No one knows where they are, Least they have Brian's car. Just hope they don't damage the chrome. Our Emmett was willing to try, 'Till Brian, convinced he might die, Led him to the dance floor And told him, "No more!" And Emmett agreed with a sigh. And Justin helped Brian to see, He's part of a community. So he sacrificed all So that Stockwell would fall And to fuck anywhere they are free. Brian lost his material things And he knows not what his future brings; But Justin will stay And they stand and survey The street, of which they are the kings. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 8th, 2009
6:42 pm	Season 3, Episode 12 philflamericks Season 3, Episode 12 -  Michael and Ben don't agree About giving Hunter the key. He goes to Mike's store Which he finds a big bore Until the real Rage he does see. Hunter treats his ice cream like slop Then he sees the pictures and - stop! Kemp had just started One night he departed With someone Hunter knew was a cop. Deb goes to Carl and demands. But Carl says it's out of his hands. So she goes to Bri Says, "You've got to try." But Brian just thinks with his glans. Brian asks Hunter to point out The man he was talking a-bout. Brian tries to talk, The man he does balk, "You ask too many questions," he shouts. B and J try to get DNA But Hunter, he gets in the way. "You should ask a pro." Brian tells him to go And Hunter goes off with their prey (Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 7th, 2009
9:16 pm	Season 3, Episode 11 philflamericks Season 3, Episode 11 "We're here for the Feldman Bar Mitzvah." "It's freezing", this place is the pits, duh! They go where it's warm And fuck up a storm It's Ah-mazing, that scene really gets ya' The day before election day In the public eye, Stockwell must stay, But it was a set up And Justin won't let up His distrust he wants to convey. Hunter went back out to cruise. Ben and Mickey delivered the news, You have HIV Hunter starts to flee But at midnight, their place he does choose. B/J are getting their rocks off. And Brian, he takes Justin's socks off Then he opens the door And we hear Stockwell roar He wants to knock our boys blocks off. The next day Brian's talking to Vance. Who gives Brian one more chance "Explain it to me." "You won't get it," you see But Gardner had to take a firm stance. Debbie brings Brian cuisine And a joint she and Bri' pass between. "You made me proud!" "It's your goodness", she vowed. "So now stop the bad boy routine." Through all of the music and noise A sledgehammer Brian employs. He breaks the lock To everyone's shock "The backroom is reopened, boys." (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, July 6th, 2009
8:11 pm	Season 3, Episode 10 philflamericks Season 3, Episode 10 The boys look for someplace to fuck, But it looks like Stockwell has struck. So they find an alley And at the finale Justin says, in his own way, "You suck!" Hunter tells docs Ben's his Unc. But when Ben comes, he acts like a punk. It cost Ben 2 Gs And Hunter, he flees And that throws Ben into a funk.  Brian and Justin are dancing. On them a third man is advancing. While Brian plays Bad cock Justin goes for the shock - Stockwell's face, he is enhancing. Brian asks J on a date But he has too much on his plate. He has schoolwork to do. In comes Jim in a stew About the posters, he is irate. Brian tells Justin, "You're through!" But Justin says he must pursue. Then the backroom is locked And Brian is shocked He goes to help Justin with glue. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, July 5th, 2009
8:52 pm	Season 3, Episode 9 philflamericks Season 3, Episode 9 -  The most historic reunification Is leading to Michael's frustration, But B/J don't care In the backroom, the pair Continue their joint celebration. Jim and Brian strip down to their skin. Then Jim says, "What if I win?" He says he's scared Something he's never shared "As a mayor, where do I begin?" M/J discuss the cover of Rage. Justin wants a blowjob on the page. To thaw Rage's heart His love to impart And the readers it would engage. Brian offers a young man a C-note, Show your cock and that's all she wrote. Woody's is closed. Brian's exposed. And Stockwell gives him a de-mote. Jim says he's not anti-gay The most trusted man on his pay His close friend and more His personal advis-or Is a homosexual, by the way. On a personal note: As far as I am concerned, This episode is now adjourned. It stops at the knock Before 11 o'clock Because after that my stomach turned. (Comment on this)
Friday, July 3rd, 2009
10:05 am	Season 3 Episode 8 philflamericks Season 3 Episode 8 Ben & Mikey hear sounds through the screen. Ben goes to check out the scene. "Want some young dick?" The kid asked a trick It turns out that he's just a teen. Justin realized he made a mistake He knew Brian won't give him a break. "He'd let me die." (We know that's a lie.) He thinks of him, asleep or awake. He dreams that Brian can levitate. Daphne says he shouldn't hesitate. Where he goes, you go Where he is, you show Maybe you, he'll learn to tolerate. Brian, he meets the new intern. He lets the lad know his con-cern. "I thought you'd be pleased! I'd no idea. . ." he teased. And just think of everything I'll learn. The client gives the boards a view The words seem to be the wrong hue. "Would you buy from this?" Justin - Something's amiss "I've heard that Orange is the new Blue." J finds Bri at the bar, that's a guarantee. They discuss many things, a potpourri. So, "Where's your boyfriend?" "Oh, that's come to an end." "Eternity's not as long as it used to be." Brian tells Justin, "You're fired." Justin - "You never wanted me hired." Brian says, "Get some balls." Onto Brian's lips he falls. And the kiss leaves both of them wired. "No violin music I'll play." "I'll work long and hard everyday." "What you want, I'm aware." Bri got out of his chair, "Well then, you can start right away." (Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
8:47 pm	Season 3 Episode 7 philflamericks Season 3 Episode 7 - "I was great," Ethan tries to convey. Justin knows all about the bouquet. He says, "I was there!" Ethan's caught unaware - "You're the only one for whom I play." Justin plans a celebration To prove to Ethan, his dedication. But a knock on the door Makes Justin's hand sore While demanding an explanation. Ethan, he tries to explain But Justin looks at him with disdain. "I made one mistake. You gave Brian a break!" "No!" He never promised, to abstain. Vic finally has a new beau. About HIV they both know. But when Deb goes to pee Just what does she see? Rodney gives her quite a show! The Chief wants to clean up the Street Of bathhouses and backrooms complete. Stockwell doesn't lie And with help from Bri He won't go down in defeat. Mikey is scared to be a dad. Brian says it won't be so bad. Then he sees Justin fuck While he gets a suck And they remember just what they once had. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 29th, 2009
7:40 pm	Season 3 Episode 6 philflamericks Season 3, Episode 6 Michael is worried 'bout Ben, Sees him using steroids again. "It'd be easier for me If my mate had HIV." Said Ben, which was very un-zen. Ethan gives Justin a ring We find that it don't mean a thing. Ethan gets his first gig Where he acts like a pig And has a short but sweet fling. Ethan says Justin's his cuz And Daphne, his girlfriend, she was. First Daphne is curious Then she becomes furious Says Brian was never a scuzz. Bri says Jim's first ad is boring That it would leave most people snoring. "If you make me a joke With your balls, you I'll choke!" With Brian's ad, Stockwell is scoring. Justin looks like he's in an abyss. Brian knows somethings amiss. Justin: "Ethan is playing. Somewhere else he is staying." "Well, luckily you still have this." (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, June 27th, 2009
4:48 pm	Season 3 Episode 5 philflamericks Michael and Lindsay and Mel And Ethan start off feeling swell. Ethan fiddled with his stick; Michael fiddled with his dick, But short of the mark they both fell. An agent says fans will adore Ethan - if he will ignore The fact that he's gay. Brian thinks it's OK Nothing noble about being poor. Stockwell is running for Mayor. Brian gets him, he'll be a player. But this staightlaced cop Needs something to pop  Says the city shouldn't be any gayer. Brian's eyes both look like glass Justin walks in with balls of brass. Then says, with a plea "But what about me?" Should he sacrifice for blond boy ass? (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, June 25th, 2009
9:32 pm	Season 3 Episode 3 philflamericks Season 3, Episode 4 Brian sits with his nephew, John Who turns out to be Satan's spawn. "Are you still a fag?" This kid makes me gag! And Brian feels so put upon. John says that Brian's a perv. Mom and Sis think he's got a nerve To show his face At his sister's place They think time is what he should serve. Joan says, "You want a reaction?" But she won't give Brian satisfaction. He says, . . ."And Fuck You!" And he knew he was through With his family and all their extraction. Justin finds John at the arcade, "With the accusations you've made Brian could go to jail." But to no avail John just said, "Good" as he played. But Justin saw the bracelet of shells And it set off some big warning bells. Carl got John to admit That he was being a shit "Shame on you," to Claire, Debbie tells. Justin gave the shells back to Bri And it, on his wrist, he did tie. Brian said, "Thanks a lot!" (This scene was so hot!) But Justin goes to the wrong guy. Mel and Lindsay are picking a dad. Justin's too much of a lad. Ted's too reliable. But Mikey'd be pliable. We know this decision is bad. Ted says, "Em, move in with me." Emmett agrees with much glee They fight after a day And Em moves away Then on buying a house they agree. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009
9:14 pm	Season 3, Episode 3 philflamericks Brian says he'll raise funds for charity But the night will be filled with vulgarity. They'll be whippings and sex And Mel, she objects When she sees a man with dexterity. Brian bought himself a Corvette Which didn't put him in debt. He needed the toy To get over the boy And maybe help him forget. Debbie learns how to give head Then were forced to see Carl's big spread. He thinks Deb is lying And she sends him flying 'Till he talks to Emmett and Ted. It's Mel's turn to become a mother, To give Gus a sis or a brother. First Brian says, "No." Then he says, "Let's go!" But Mel says it should be another. Ben learns that his friend is dead And we feel the tears he can't shed. So he starts to do 'roids To help fill the voids From his good sense he sure has fled. Brian, he has a proposition And he offers Justin a commission. There's no need to fear, "Come on over here." Then he gave J tiks for admission. Justin, he meets Ethan's friend, At a party that he must attend. "I have a big cock!" He says just to shock So time at Carnivale he can spend. (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 22nd, 2009
7:43 pm	Season 3 philflamericks Season 3, Episode 2: We start off with B fucking J. But soon we find out with dismay That it's in Brian's mind And Brian isn't kind. He tells the poor trick he can't stay. Mikey and Justin talk Rage But the battle continues to wage. It's been a big hit! That doesn't mean shit. They both feel the other betrayed. J & Daph talk 'bout the musician, And then all three talk bout tuition. "Who paid it before?" Someone they can't ignore. Seems this won't be an easy transition. Jenn thinks that Craig might be willing To help with the school and its billing. But his dad's still a prick, Justin realizes quick, That he won't get a pound or a shilling. A look at his chart J does steal. And Brian says, "A deal is a deal." Justin goes to the store And says, "Let's do some more." And their feelings they'll try to conceal. And to summarize the rest of it - Emmett and Ted have a fight. Brian gives Mikey a fright. Mel wants a baby And Lindsey says, "Maybe." And Deb tells Ben, "Don't be polite." (Comment on this)
Sunday, June 21st, 2009
7:36 pm	Season 3 philflamericks Season 3, Episode 1: Justin is just now awaking. Beautiful music E's making. Ethan brings him a rose And kisses his nose But Justin appears to be faking. Justin goes to the loft for his things. While there he remembers their flings. Sees them in the chaise Their bodies ablaze; In the shower where nobody sings. The lezzies are having a brunch And Brian arrives during lunch. Ethan/Justin are there, Mikey starts to swear So Brian decks him with a punch.  Brian puts up a good front. Everyone else is quite blunt. Then he has to pee And whom does he see? Says, "I hope you get what you want!" Brian gives a present to Mike To apologize for the strike Then says, "I have plans." The camera spans  To see Brian fuck the Justin look-alike. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 16th, 2009
7:08 pm	Season 3 Count Down philflamericks One day before season 3 started - I was definitely looking forward to seeing Gale/Brian: (1) Tomorrow's the day we find out If Michael will once again shout: "Hey Todd, How's it goin'" While some guy is blowin BK in the throes of his doubt. How long till we hear the word fuck Or faggot or goddamn or suck Or lesbo or slut Or big bubble butt Or asshole or muncher or schmuck? How long till we hear the word honey, "Rollover" or "Come here" or "Sonny"? Or partner or mate Or shower or date Or lines that we find really funny? How long 'till we see Ted get screwed? How long 'till we see Ben get rude? Or Michael get whiney Or Em's clothes all shiny How long 'till we see Brian nude?!? How long till we see Justin smile Or Mel really go to a trial Or Debbie get mad Or Emmett wear plaid Or Brian think he is worthwhile? How long till we hear Debbie swear? How long till we hear Joanie's prayer? Or Lindsey with Gus Or Melanie cuss How long till we see Brian bare? How long till we see Brian's nose? How long till we see Brian's toes? Or his arms, oh so bare Or his skin, or his hair How long 'till he has on no clothes? How long 'till we see Justin work? How long 'till we see Brian smirk? Or Emmett in see through Or Justin in bright blue How long 'till Ted acts like a jerk? How long till we see Gus so cute? How long till we see Ethan mute? Or Ben's great big thighs Or Justin's blue eyes Or Brian in his birthday suit? How long until Justin's in Dockers? How long 'till we see the men's lockers? Or guys at the gym Or somebody's limb Or story lines that really are shockers? How long 'til they fuck in a store? How long 'til they fuck at the door? Or in a parked car Or behind a bar How long 'til they fuck on the floor?   How long till we see him in Prada Gucci, Versace, Bagutta Or in his wife beater Or something much neater - How long till we see him in nada? (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 15th, 2009
8:46 pm	Season 3 Countdown philflamericks (5) Five mothers we'll see in five days With sons they are trying to raise. Jenn, Joanie, and Mel Lynds and Debbie, Oh hell! They've all done some things that amaze. Giving over one's son to his lover; Too close to her son one does hover; One was willing to tell Son, you're going to hell; And two just keep theirs undercover. (4) The days left now number just four. Will Daphne be seen any more? Will she talk to her friend? And help him to mend? Will she find someone she can adore? (3) In three days each fan fiction writer Will once again pull an allnighter To fill all the gaps Where CowLip has lapsed And make all the wrong things all righter. Day number 2, I was on my way to the second season DVD signings in Wash. DC: Tomorrow's the day that they show up In DC - I think I will throw up. I hope I can talk And still manage to walk And say something clever and grow'd up. (BTW, I didn't throw up, but I didn't say anything clever either. I was just lucky to get his autograph!) (Comment on this)
Sunday, June 14th, 2009
7:30 pm	Season 3 Countdown philflamericks (15) Fifteen days 'till we find out if: Did Rage push JT off a cliff? Will Justin go away? Or come back and stay And make Rage's member go stiff? (14) The days left are just now fourteen. Will Vic learn to make new cuisine? Will he putter around In his robe, old and brown Or will he at last get a scene? (13) We now only have thirteen days Til on Brian Kinney we'll gaze. We hope he'll behave That he won't rant and rave Nor return to his old wicked ways. (12) Twelve days to think about friendship. Will Michael get Brian to UNzip? Will they become more Than friends who adore Each other and fall into lock lip? (11) Eleven's the magical number. Will Michael and Ben make us slumber? Will Ben go to Tibet? HIV be a threat? And their happiness - will it encumber? (10) There's only ten days 'till we know If the comic will rake in the dough. Will Justin be free To pay for his degree? And will M/J forget and let go? (9) In nine days we'll find out how hard It will be to still work at Vanguard. Will Cynthia stay? Will Vance turn out gay? Will partnership leave them all scarred? Nine days 'till we all see Brian Who convinces himself he's not lyin' When he says that he never No, not now or ever, Loved Justin and we all start cryin'. (8 ) And maybe in eight days we'll smirk At Ted's site - the old Jerk at Work. Hope it will be gone And on Ted it will dawn That he's too good to be a sex clerk. In eight days we'll say that we saw Poor Michael get socked in the jaw. He deserves it we know But it will be a blow He might have to drink from a straw. (7) In seven we're back at the diner Where service could hardly be finer. Or we could be at Woody's Drinking the goodies Or at Babylon dancing the Grinder. (6) The number is now down to six 'Till finally we see some dicks! They'll be covered in socks But still look like cocks And most of us will get our kicks. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, June 12th, 2009
9:45 pm	Count Down philflamericks (21)  The days left are just twenty-one When the hiatus from hell will be done. But who will we see? B, J, M, B or E? Or Melanie, Lindsay and son.  (20) It's twenty and counting today. Will Emmett and Ted be OK? Will they become lovers? Forsaking all others Or is it best friends that they will stay?  (19) Nineteen are the days that we wait. Will Brian and Justin relate? Will he take off his mask And take Justin to task And convince him that it's not too late? (18)  In eighteen days we'll all be free To see what Deb's t-shirt will be. And if she and the cop Will be doing the bob And whose body parts we will see.  (17) In seventeen days we may know If Justin and Ethan both glow. If they are soul mates And are destined by fates To be lovers the rest of the show.  (16) Sixteen days is all they have left For Mel and Linds to discover the theft Of Gus, their poor son. He must be on the run From parents who don't look bereft. Sixteen days from Valentine's Day (If some of us fans have our way) We'll watch Brian smile As they walk down the aisle And Justin will throw the bouquet. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
9:14 pm	Season Three - Count down philflamericks For those of you who watched QAF in one or several sittings, think about those of us who had to wait months to find out whether Justin and Brian would get back together!  Three weeks before season 3 began, I started posting Countdown philflamericks.  These were written with no knowledge of season 3. I was a complete spoiler virgin.  So we'd been waiting 3-4 months (I can't remember exactly) and 22 days out from the first episode I started posting: (22) The days left are just twenty-two. There's still so much planning to do. With parties and signings, VCR rewindings Before we watch year three's debut! (1 Comment |Comment on this)