Sunday, May 13th, 2012

Retirement Philflamericks

I thought about stopping these yesterday on my day of rest, but then I came up with this masterpiece. Due to technical problems I couldn't post yesterday.

On day eight, we drove and we drove.
And we drove and we drove and we drove.
We stopped once to eat
And get up on our feet -
Then we drove and we drove and we drove.
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Tuesday, May 8th, 2012

Retirement philflamericks

Bright and early on day number four.

We got up and went out the door.

We drove many miles

Met our daughter with smiles

And we took a tour of her store.

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Monday, May 7th, 2012

Retirement Philflamericks - Monday May 7th

Today I can say without sorrow

That our big trip is starting tomorrow.

But on the third day

We see with dismay

That a suitcase we’ll have to borrow.

 

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Sunday, May 6th, 2012

Retirement philflamericks

It’s day number two and for me,

Plans are a big cleaning spree.

First, get out of bed -

No, I think instead -

I’ll sleep until day number three.

 

 

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Saturday, May 5th, 2012

Retirement Philflamericks

Retirement - Day number one
So many things to be done.
But I think I'll recline
With a nice glass of wine
And read a good book, just for fun.

I'm just now getting around to reading The Girl With . . . series.  I just picked up the 2nd one - The Girl Who Played with Fire.  It should help  me pass the time.

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Friday, May 4th, 2012

Retirement philflamerick

I didn’t get laid off or fired,
But in work I’ll no longer be mired.
I want your applause
And here is the cause:
As of today I’m retired.

YAY ME! 


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Monday, August 24th, 2009

What's My (QAF) Line?

Great job!

[info]circadia got this one:

Lindsay was sleeping just fine
Maybe Melanie had too much wine
Mel had a bad dream
Made her wake up and scream,
"Maybe it's some kind of sign."

[info]pendulumchanges got this one:

He, out of the loft Brian flings,
While into the loft Justin brings
His mom and some clothes
Then uses his nose,
"Looks like you picked up a few things."

[info]maxymama got this one:

Two guys -pain in the thoracic
Their ads from the age of Jurassic
But Kip says, "Why hide?
Show it with pride.
I'm not hip, I'm a classic."

And another one for [info]pendulumchanges

Justin was bragging with glee
Talking bout his sexual spree
Then said, "Arent you shocked?"
But Daphne just mocked.
"Even if you never told me."

No one guessed this one - it was a stretch (no pun intended)

Before he gave Michael some neck roles,
Before he started using his con-trols,
He said, "You're adorable."
But Mikey felt horrible,
"Believe me, I've seen lots of assholes!"

And in honor of all everyone who ventured a guess:

Thank you for playing my game.
Its over, I know that's a shame
But I hope you had fun
And now that I'm done
Everyone was a winner, I claim
.


Thanks for playing!!  It was fun.









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Saturday, August 22nd, 2009

What's My (QAF) Line?

[info]jule1122was the first one with the right answer to this:

Daphne is trying to console
And tells J he should take control.
"Stop being shy.
Go pick up some guy."
"You're not exactly a troll."

And [info]pendulumchanges  got this one right:

Onto Lindsay's bed Brian does climb.
He'd have fucked her again this time.
But her partner'd get mad
"It wasn't half bad."
"You mean I could have been straight this whole time?"

No one has gotten my favorite one so here is the answer:

His keys he would use if he’s got ‘em
Emmett hopes Ted has forgot ‘em
But the people who knock
Are in for a shock
"At the moment, there’s, uh … just a bottom.”



And here are the last of the What's My (QAF) philflamericks - have fun:

Lindsay was sleeping just fine
Maybe Melanie had too much wine
Mel had a bad dream
Made her wake up and scream,
"

Before he gave Michael some neck roles,
Before he started using his con-trols,
He said, "You're adorable."
But Mikey felt horrible,
"


He, out of the loft Brian flings,
While into the loft Justin brings
His mom and some clothes
Then uses his nose
"


Two guys -pain in the thoracic
Their ads from the age of Jurassic
But Kip says, "Why hide?
Show it with pride."
"


Justin was bragging with glee
Talking bout his sexual spree
Then said, "Arent you shocked?"
But Daphne just mocked.
"

What's My (QAF) Line?

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Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

What's My (QAF) Line?

I'm back - [info]circadiagot the second one: 

What Brian was saying was shocking
And then Mikey and he started rocking
But they never got through
Cuz before they knew

"Then his mom came in without knocking."

The second one got no guesses so here's a hint:

His keys he would use if he’s got ‘em
Emmett hopes Ted has forgot ‘em
But the people who knock
Are in for a shock
"

It's something Emmett said when he was with Ted.  People were looking for Ted but found . . .   and it rhymes with "got 'em"

And another couple:

Daphne is trying to console
And tells J he should take control.
"Stop being shy.
Go pick up some guy."
"

Onto Lindsay's bed Brian does climb.
He'd have fucked her again this time.
But her partner'd get mad
"It wasn't half bad."
"

What's My (QAF) Line?


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Friday, August 14th, 2009

What's My (QAF) Line?

 [info]circadiagot this one - I thought it might be a little harder.

Admiration Ted's friend does express
And the waiter they both do assess.
He has a nice smile,
I'm sure he's worthwhile
"Rhodes scholar would be my guess!"

I'll be gone this weekend so I'm giving you two to think about.  The first one is one of my favorites.

His keys he would use if he’s got ‘em
Emmett hopes Ted has forgot ‘em
But the people who knock
Are in for a shock
"

What Brian was saying was shocking
And then Mikey and he started rocking
But they never got through
Cuz before they knew
"

What's My (QAF) Line?





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Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

What's My (QAF) Line?

Lots of good guesses and some might have worked but here's the line I was thinking of.  [info]brianslave68had it pretty close:

Melanie walks in very shrill-ly
"Ted's choice sure didn’t thrill me."
He gave you the power.
Bri said, with a glower
"I love you. I'm comatose. Kill me"

Here's tonight's:

Admiration Ted's friend does express
And the waiter they both do assess.
He has a nice smile,
I'm sure he's worthwhile
"

What's My (QAF) Line?


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Monday, August 10th, 2009

What's My (QAF) Line?

[info]pendulumchanges got this one right.


Em and Ted want to go home and slumber.
To find Brian, Mikey does lumber.
"We want to get going."
But Brian is growing
"I'm just gonna give him my number."


Here is tonight's:

Melanie walks in very shrill-ly
"Ted's choice sure didn’t thrill me."
He gave you the power.
Bri said, with a glower
"

What's My (QAF) Line?


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Saturday, August 8th, 2009

What's My (QAF) Line?

Sorry I've been MIA - RL has a way of creeping up on you!

The last one had a couple of good guesses but here's how I have the line:


Mel and Lindsay are having a brawl
The agreement, Linds says, Recall?
Mel says, It’s my case.
I’ll slower my pace.
"Who said you can't do it all?"


Here's another one:

Em and Ted want to go home and slumber.
To find Brian, Mikey does lumber.
"We want to get going."
But Brian is growing
"

What's My (QAF) Line?
 

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Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

What's My (QAF) Line?

[info]besamislabios got this one - great job!


Brian's client, he ain't no rube
But he's acting a lot like a boob.
Though Brian's a whiz
If I dont get the biz,
"I'll be fucked and without lube!"

And tonight's:

Mel and Lindsay are having a brawl
The agreement, Linds says, Recall?
Mel says, It’s my case.
I’ll slower my pace.
"

What's My (QAF) Line?

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Sunday, August 2nd, 2009

What's My (QAF) Line?

[info]happier_bunny got this one first  with [info]pendulumchangesnot too far behind.


Seeing Justin, Bri' acts distraught
Looks at drawings that Justin has brought.
At one Linds does shriek
And Mel takes a peak,
"Circumsized.  Just like I thought!"

Tonight's:

 
Brian's client, he ain't no rube
But he's acting a lot like a boob.
Though Brian's a whiz
If I dont get the biz,
"

What's My (QAF) Line?



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Friday, July 31st, 2009

What's My (QAF) Line?

So everyone got this one within 5 minutes of each other!  

Brianslave68, Happier_bunny, Pendulumchanges, Jule1122

So Daphne was now a believer
And Justin an over-achiever
"Were you filled with fright?
Well, I started out tight.   
 "But ended up a wide receiver!"


Here is tonight's - might be more of a challenge:

Seeing Justin, Bri acts distraught
Looks at drawings that Justin has brought.
At one Linds does shriek
And Mel takes a peak,
"

It's something Mel said.  

What's my (QAF) Line?


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Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

What's My (QAF) Line?

Here's the completed philflamerick - good job [info]brianslave68

Brian shoves Mikey goodbye
Then off to the girls he does fly,
Where he gets mad
Though it’s for the lad.
"And all I have to do is die."


So here's (I think) an easy one:

So Daphne was now a believer
And Justin an over-achiever
"Were you filled with fright?
Well, I started out tight.   
 "

What's my (QAF) Line?  

Hint it rhymes with 'believer'  - not to many words do that!   
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Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

What's My (QAF) Line?

So, no guesses or no interest?

Ok - a hint:


Brian shoves Mikey goodbye
Then off to the girls he does fly,
Where he gets mad
Though it’s for the lad.
"


Very early first season.  "the lad" isn't Justin - it's Brian's other infant.  If that doesn't help I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

What's My (QAF) Line?

I was sure I posted this last night - obviously I had a senior moment!

Well, we all know it revolved around "detention"  - LOL!


[info]fun_demented - thanks!

Here's how I have the line:

Justin had Daphne’s attention
When the wanking of Chris he did mention.
Were not love struck,
It was just a fuck.
"Oh, and I thought that it was detention!" 

And here is the next one.  The line has to rhyme with weight and it is a direct quote from the show.


Brian is lifting a weight
As he and Mikey debate
"He’s been listening to dykes
Go down for months", Yikes!
"

What's My (QAF) Line?


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Sunday, July 19th, 2009

What's My (QAF) Line? philflamerick

Great job - [info]noteverything got the line almost right immediately. 

flamencanyc got the exact quote correctly and is technically right, of course, that the line doesn't quite fit but the answers are all quotes from the show so I'm taking poetic license.  

Here's tonight's:

Michael walked in, in a rush.
He’d asked Mel and Lindsay to, "Hush."
He tried to hide.
Em said, “They’re from Pride.”
Then he asked, " 


What's My (QAF) Line?
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