I'm back - circadiagot the second one: 

What Brian was saying was shocking
And then Mikey and he started rocking
But they never got through
Cuz before they knew
"Then his mom came in without knocking."

The second one got no guesses so here's a hint:

His keys he would use if he’s got ‘em
Emmett hopes Ted has forgot ‘em
But the people who knock
Are in for a shock
"

It's something Emmett said when he was with Ted.  People were looking for Ted but found . . .   and it rhymes with "got 'em"

And another couple:

Daphne is trying to console
And tells J he should take control.
"Stop being shy.
Go pick up some guy."
"

Onto Lindsay's bed Brian does climb.
He'd have fucked her again this time.
But her partner'd get mad
"It wasn't half bad."
"

What's My (QAF) Line?

And we come to the finale of Season 3 - all too quickly.  For some of us, this was the end of the series and a beautiful end it was.  For those of you who don't know, Refugee was the site we all posted on before LJ.  We were a wonderful close community who all celebrated this episode.

Seasone 3, Episode 13:

The finale of QAF three,
For those of us on Refugee,
Was a love fest of sorts,
Made up for the warts
Of other eps we had to see.

It ended on such a high note!
Deb and Brian got people to vote.
Ted ran into Blake,
Clean, for God's sake,
And on JT, Rage really does dote.

Hunter's mom wanted him to come home
But he and Mickey, they started to roam.
No one knows where they are,
Least they have Brian's car.
Just hope they don't damage the chrome.

Our Emmett was willing to try,
'Till Brian, convinced he might die,
Led him to the dance floor
And told him, "No more!"
And Emmett agreed with a sigh.

And Justin helped Brian to see,
He's part of a community.
So he sacrificed all
So that Stockwell would fall
And to fuck anywhere they are free.

Brian lost his material things
And he knows not what his future brings;
But Justin will stay
And they stand and survey
The street, of which they are the kings.

Season 3, Episode 12 - 

Michael and Ben don't agree
About giving Hunter the key.
He goes to Mike's store
Which he finds a big bore
Until the real Rage he does see.

Hunter treats his ice cream like slop
Then he sees the pictures and - stop!
Kemp had just started
One night he departed
With someone Hunter knew was a cop.

Deb goes to Carl and demands.
But Carl says it's out of his hands.
So she goes to Bri
Says, "You've got to try."
But Brian just thinks with his glans.

Brian asks Hunter to point out
The man he was talking a-bout.
Brian tries to talk,
The man he does balk,
"You ask too many questions," he shouts.

B and J try to get DNA
But Hunter, he gets in the way.
"You should ask a pro."
Brian tells him to go
And Hunter goes off with their prey

Season 3, Episode 11

"We're here for the Feldman Bar Mitzvah."
"It's freezing", this place is the pits, duh!
They go where it's warm
And fuck up a storm
It's Ah-mazing, that scene really gets ya'

The day before election day
In the public eye, Stockwell must stay,
But it was a set up
And Justin won't let up
His distrust he wants to convey.

Hunter went back out to cruise.
Ben and Mickey delivered the news,
You have HIV
Hunter starts to flee
But at midnight, their place he does choose.

B/J are getting their rocks off.
And Brian, he takes Justin's socks off
Then he opens the door
And we hear Stockwell roar
He wants to knock our boys blocks off.

The next day Brian's talking to Vance.
Who gives Brian one more chance
"Explain it to me."
"You won't get it," you see
But Gardner had to take a firm stance.

Debbie brings Brian cuisine
And a joint she and Bri' pass between.
"You made me proud!"
"It's your goodness", she vowed.
"So now stop the bad boy routine."

Through all of the music and noise
A sledgehammer Brian employs.
He breaks the lock
To everyone's shock
"The backroom is reopened, boys."

Season 3, Episode 10

The boys look for someplace to fuck,
But it looks like Stockwell has struck.
So they find an alley
And at the finale
Justin says, in his own way, "You suck!"

Hunter tells docs Ben's his Unc.
But when Ben comes, he acts like a punk.
It cost Ben 2 Gs
And Hunter, he flees
And that throws Ben into a funk. 

Brian and Justin are dancing.
On them a third man is advancing.
While Brian plays Bad cock
Justin goes for the shock -
Stockwell's face, he is enhancing.

Brian asks J on a date
But he has too much on his plate.
He has schoolwork to do.
In comes Jim in a stew
About the posters, he is irate.

Brian tells Justin, "You're through!"
But Justin says he must pursue.
Then the backroom is locked
And Brian is shocked
He goes to help Justin with glue.